Ziggurat Necklace by ISLYNYC

Ziggurat Necklace by ISLYNYC

You want to fuck this necklace. OTHER people want to fuck this necklace. Other people want to fuck YOU while you are wearing this necklace. This necklace makes them think of garter belts and women wearing pants and bathtub gin and speakeasy night clubs. And thinking about those awesome things while they are looking at you will make them associate you with awesome things. You need this necklace.

By Emily Pitcher

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Ziggurat Necklace by ISLYNYC

Ziggurat Necklace by ISLYNYC

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