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The internet has been kind to cats. Thanks to the advent of the world wide web, shut- ins everywhere can publish their own renditions of Cat Fancy Magazine and put it out there for the entire world to see. I for one am thankful. I mean, let’s be honest- America is a country of dog people. Could you imagine if Lassie had been an orange tabby? That cat would see little Timmy drowning in the pond and his ass would go straight into the air. Then he would flop down on his side and proceed to bathe himself while Timmy sank to his watery grave. “Lassie, get help!” Yeah, right. Cat lovers of the world unite!!!!!!! We are just as pussy whipped as you are and twice as proud.

My friend Dan used to call Lando Calrissian “the smoothest motherfucker in the tri galaxy area.” I can’t say I disagree. Lando is that guy you hook up with on the reg even though you know he has a girlfriend. You just don’t want to say “No.” I don’t believe for one minute that there isn’t a sane person in America that wouldn’t hang on the stoop & share a 40 oz of Colt 45 with Billy Dee Williams. Join us among the clouds in Lando’s Love Lounge.

Death by Party boutiqueWe all know when we’re doing something that’s really wrong. And unless you’re some kind of sociopath or psychopath or whatever, chances are you’re going to feel pretty bad about today’s bad deed. At Death by Party, we believe that if you aren’t hurting anyone, do what thou wilt. Sadly, not everyone conforms to the whole live and let live mentality. That is why you may or may not have an arrest record. If that is the case, this might be just the fashion statement you want to make. Or maybe not. You decide.