Death to Hipsters Snapback Hat
by Metal Mulisha
According to Wikipedia, “The Hipster Handbook described hipsters as young people with “mop-top haircuts, swinging retro pocketbooks, talking on cell phones, smoking European cigarettes… strutting in platform shoes with a biography of Che Guevara sticking out of their bags.” I mean- swinging retro pocketbooks? What the fuck does that even mean? I find the idea of a handbook (aka an instruction manual) for cool highly irritating.